When it comes to the remote control, I am the one in control. I waste precious hours of my life sitting in a monoblock chair with my face just two feet away from a 21" color television. Here are some of the shows that kept me glued to the idiot box:

1. Friends
2. House
3. Boston Legal
4. How I Met Your Mother
5. Prison Break
6. Heroes
7. Avatar: the Last Airbender
8. Cheers
9. Scrubs
10. 30 Rock
11. The O.C
12. The Sopranos
13. The Simpsons
14. National Geographic: Megastructures
15. Barefoot Contessa
16. Rachel Ray
17. Iron Chef America
18. National Geographic : Fight Science
19. National Geographic : Don't Tell My Mother

Here are some the books the rattled my cage, took me to places, and fed my imagination.

1. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
2. Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger
3. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
4. The Alchemist by Paolo Coelho
5. The Client by John Grisham
6. The Rainmaker by John Grisham
7. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
9. Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom
10. Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt
11. Memories of my Melancholy Whores by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
12. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
13. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
14. The Street Lawyer by John Grisham
15. The Runaway Jury by John Grisham
16. God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
17. How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie
18. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K Rowling
20. Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel by Scott Adams
21. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
22. A Separate Peace by John Knowles
23. The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry
24. Hope for the Flowers by Trina Paulus
25. Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes
26. The Diary of Anne Frank
27. Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
28. ...... damo pa ko books na wala nabasa

I was browsing the caves of Youtube when I found this episode of Friends where Joey did an advertisement for Ichiban, a lipstick especially made for men. The target market is Japanese people so you don't have to raise your questioning eyebrow. Anyway, I found this very hilarious and can't resist the urge to post it.